The University of San Fernando recently published a study that reveals that women with flat butts are, apart from very unattractive, also dumber and more likely to get sick thanks to the lack of fat on their rear end.

According to FU2 News, women that inherited worthless buttocks don’t receive enough spanking from their partners which psychologically stops the learning process leaving them with under developed brains.
The research also reports that while women with no asses have a tendency to remain hidden from the world, the ones who get out encounter bigger problems when it’s time to purchase new pants. Thanks to the lack of meat, they are left with loose, unfitted pants that leave their cracks in the open, which in turn gives germs and bacteria an obvious entrance into their bodies which leads to fatal diseases.

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