New CIA research claims that Russia played an active role in tampering with three recent U.S. presidential election. Even newer research claims the Russians have video footage of President Elect, Trump ordering hookers to urinate on the bed slept in by President Barack Obama. Weird? Gross? Hot? Sandwiches? I don’t know. BUT, hey! We did some research of our at UNoriginal and found 6 OTHER things President Trump paid hookers to pee on* *itemized list found in my roommates parents basement.

1. America

I mean we all saw this one coming. His entire election was essentially hookers peeing on America. However, he did get several Washington DC’S finest to urinate on several street corners.

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