1. Whose idea was it?

A) Your boyfriend’s
B) Your Boyfriend Found A Way For you To Make a Joke About It, Recorded it, and Took it to a Notary
C) Your boyfriend told your best friend that you were secretly in love with her and this would be a nice way to transition into a loving partnership with one another.
D) An old man that looks a lot like your boyfriend if your boyfriend were to put baby powder in his hair and draw wrinkles on his face told you that he’s from the future and this threesome is integral to saving the world.

2. How attractive is your friend?

a) They often get described as “hot for a normal person, average for an actress”
b) Their boobs are the same size (as each other)
c) Somebody once bought them a watch because they crossed the street properly at a crosswalk
d) You handed them money once and they asked you what it was.

3. How blind are you?

a) Pretty blind but can still see relatively well with glasses. You would probably notice if your BF and BFF never made eye contact with you.
b) You have night blindness. You wouldn’t really notice how far away you were from them during the threesome, but you would see them mouthing the words “We are dating now” the next day. Also, you’d hear it.
c) Fully blind. You wouldn’t be able to see your father walk her down the aisle. Oh, you switched fathers.
d) Metaphorically blind but with perfect vision. You can see everything but you can’t see anything and it doesn’t matter because there’s nothing to see.

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