Monday Status Meetings can easily become a knowledge quiz about what happened during the weekend and whatever that is, Georgina Behrens will not have the right answer.
Right after some of her peers were going off about the great work the Patriots did the last hour, Behrens decided to join in. “They were absolutely great! I don’t know how their quarterback is able to do movies as well. I can finally understand why Passengers was so bad. He clearly didn’t have the focus or time”.
Witnesses at the scene say that this hasn’t been the first time Behrens has done something like this. Mike Walloward, Georgina’s boss say “She has made believe that she once shared an Uber with Marisa Tomei, that her Immigration officer was in fact Kevin Heart and my favourite, that her husband is Alex Trebek”.