For those struggling with locating their apple TV remote, apple has come up with proven guidelines for locating it. We have re-posted the instructions here in case you’re one of the many people that get their news exclusively from UNoriginal:
1) Find your butt hole
A handy method for finding your butt-hole is as follows:
– Place one hand on your hip.
– Slide your hand down until your elbow is at an 80 degree angle.
– Slide your hand towards the back of your body until you feel a crack in your butt.
-If you enter this crack, you should be able to find the hole.