Spring is here, and you know what that means! You will probably be spending more time outside of your house and will need to make provisions for far-from-house-diarrhea!
With that in mind, here is a list of cheeses for Springtime brunch that are sure to make a splash! A splash of diarrhea in your pants that is.
This cheese is perfect for impressing the in-laws! It has a moist, crumbly paste, and a sharp, sweet and nutty flavour from the yeast. It will give you diarrhea in about four hours so make sure you locate the washroom in due time.
Goudas will have a crunchy texture due to crystals of concentrated calcium lactate. Your diarrhea on the other hand will just be full of diarrhea.
Rich, buttery, and spreadable, Camembert has a mild, mushroomy aroma. Painful, lonely, and dangerous, the diarrhea it gives you has a rank, offensive aroma.
At over a thousand years old, Taleggio is one of the world’s oldest soft cheeses. Will it give you diarrhea? Oh, I don’t know. Does a bear diarrhea in the woods?
Well that’s our list of diarrhea! Happy brunching season, and don’t forget to wipe.