When Kaylee Winterstock, a tall blond bombshell who’s “literally never had acne in [her] entire life” posted a selfie on Instagram, her followers went nuts. The image gives viewers a close-up of Winterstock’s baby blue eyes, glowing skin, and STUNNING brows. The picture received 35 thousand likes and 200 comments, some of which read, “Give me your face like immediately,” “Are you even human,” “K actually dying, can’t even” and “This isn’t a drill, literally can’t handle the hotness.” It remains unclear whether or not the authors of the last two were suffering medical emergencies.

In an interview with Voice, an offshoot of Vice that was inspired by the word “Noice,” Winterstock said she is baffled by all the attention and honestly didn’t even mean for viewers to focus on her. “The insta pic was posted because of what was happening in the background, it had nothing to do with having the focus on me,” said the New York City native. Winterstock’s mother, Janice Holfer-Winterstock, and sister, Alana Winterstock, also commented on the hype surrounding Kaylee’s photo. “The insta pic was posted because of what was happening in the background, it had nothing to do with having the focus on my daughter,” stated Janince. Lana added that, “The insta pic was posted because of what was happening in the background, it had nothing to do with having the focus on my sister.”

Readers may at this point be wondering what was in the background of Kaylee’s unintentional selfie. If you zoom in extremely closely and look to the left of the sparkly gold Q on Kaylee’s “Queen of Coney Island” fedora, you will see a tiny bird taking a selfie in a tree. According to the Goose Stork Times, a daily newspaper that caters to a wide range of bird breeds, Princess McTweetie’s selfie “was posted because of what was happening in the background, it had nothing to do with having the focus on her.”

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