Dear Expert,

I’ve been posting pictures for the last 13 years of my life and I’m not going to lie to you, my numbers are pretty damn good. I have more than a thousand followers in every single social media account, I post a picture once a day and my Like numbers oscillate between 500-800 per post. That’s got to count for something! Also, I have tons of strangers commenting on my posts, saying how beautiful I am, asking me if I’m single and that they desperately want to meet me a smell my hair.

I know, I know, this is not an overnight thing, but I just want to know how many Likes do I need in order to win this thing? Is there anyone in the cloud that can tell me? I’m exhausted and need some encouragement to keep going.




Dear @LoveAndWine

We’ve all been there, but specially in this time of year you need to be strong. Summer is coming and you need to bring your best to the table, otherwise you will be forgotten. Remember, this is who we chose to be and we can’t let temptations like people who close their Facebook, or friends that don’t know what an Instagram story keep us from doing what we love. Stay strong my child and remember that faith in social includes faith in its timing.

Follow me and I’ll follow you back


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