Brian Locke and Michaela Roberts were last spotted at a romantic bench in the park caressing and calling each other funny nicknames on a chilly, but beautiful January afternoon. Sources at the location explained the couple seemed to be enjoying themselves until Locke dared to ask: “What should we have for lunch?”. Michaela, who was laying on her boyfriend’s lap, stood up and looked at Brian with blank eyes.
See below for a full transcription of the conversation:
Brian Locke: What are you in the mood for baby?
Michaela Roberts: I don’t know honey. Maybe Chinese?
Locke: Ugh, Chinese is so greasy, no way.
Roberts: Okay, you don’t have to be a dick about it. Mexican? Japanese?
Locke: Are we naming all nationalities here or what?
Roberts: Well, at least I’m being constructive. God, this is so typical of you.
Old Lady: Is that dog yours? He’s eating a dead chipmunk.
Locke: That’s it! I’m sleeping at my parent’s tonight and Cheerio is coming with me.
Still no word on what the couple ended up having for lunch or who got full custody of Cheerio.