You’ve finally found that man who makes you feel like your best millennial self. And even though he likes to stay in and not hit up that club that all of your bffs and their bf chads are heading out to on a Saturday night, you know he’s the one. But if you’re low-key tired of him being tired at 7pm, here’s some date night inspo. Here are 5 perfect outings for when Judge Judy is over and you’re ready to hit the town before Jeopardy comes on.

1. Lakeview Diner dinner date.
This 24-hour diner is open non-stop, so it’ll defs be there when you head in for dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon. This place has been around since the 30’s and so has he. You’ll beat the actual dinner rush and get some quality time with your man. Just be sure to grab a table at the back so his racist comments about how the neighbourhood has changed can go unheard.

2. Aquafit at the Dovercourt YMCA.
This is the perfect date night if he’s got a grandpa soul, and body, and angina. You both recognize that keeping active is the key to staying fit, and young. So head to this workout and your date will surely end with a “sexy kiss”, or what most people call mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

3. A Sunday drive through Georgetown and through to Guelph.
Escape the hustle and bustle of the city with a quaint Sunday afternoon drive. So romantic and get some quality alone time with him. Take a drive out through the country roads, grab a Red Rose tea and let him tell you all about how this used to be farmland. Bonus: You’ll be able to get him back to the home before visiting hours are up.

4. Matinee at the Revue Theatre.
It’s a long col winter out there, so why not cozy up with your SO at a movie. Catch a classical Hollywood flick on a weekday afternoon and he’ll be transported right back to the good old days of his youth. Afternoons are basically perfect because it’s loud enough for him to hear, there’s no annoying kids for him to yell at, and you’ll be home before it’s time to make dinnr.

5. Make him sign over his estate to you.
This can literally be done at any Toronto establishment as long as you have the correct papers with you. Then, simply stick around for his final few weeks and revel in your newfound wealth. Because there was no way you were going to let that bitch of a granddaughter Sabrina get it, she’s been mean to you ever since you guys were in pre-school together.

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