What a time to be alive. And dating a man who’s alive! But do you ever wonder if you’re not actually dating a real life man though? Here are 7 simple telltale signs you’ve finally found a living breathing man.
No strings attached. Sometimes a gal just wants to let loose and have fun — no strings attached. Men are good for that. Puppets are not. OMG so many strings attached — it’s cumbersome, and like, kind of a choking hazard.
Less crickets. Sure, now you have to contend with his bros, but at least here’s a lot less bossy crickets walking around. And his friends aren’t dressed as circus ringleaders.
Not being constantly confronted with his lies. Sure, the dream is to have a man who doesn’t lie to you. Period. But when I ask if this dress makes me look fat, I need to know that the answer is no. Unequivocally, without a doubt, no. Even if it is a lie. I don’t want to see any nose growth that indicates otherwise.