Relationships can be tricky and also, smelly. We can’t count how many times people have asked us “When can I ask my partner to stop farting on my face? Maybe we’re not there yet”. And the last thing you want to do is scare him away with all your insecurities and rich sense of smell.

That’s why we’ve compiled a BIG list of 30 things that you can say every time he propels a rotten egg one. Use them wisely and thank us later.

  1. I’m so glad I met you.
  2. You are the pep to my bismol.
  3. My mom never believed this would work.
  4. What if we have a baby?
  5. I think I love you too much.
  6. In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
  7. Your mom is a fucking bitch.
  8. I think I’m falling in love with you again.
  9. You complete me.
  10. What if you don’t eat devilled eggs in bed tonight?
  11. With whipped cream on top.
  12. You have the right to remain silent.
  13. My friend Becky thinks she’s got it all figured out but if I’m being honest with you, she so does not. I mean eleven years working as a model? She doesn’t have anything meaningful like us.
  14. Always Fresh, Subway
  15. Can you pass me that vomit bucket?
  16. How many fingers am I holding?
  17. The humans are dead.
  18. Will you marry me?
  19. Let’s have a family.
  20. Im a cat person.
  21. Ross and Rachel were on a break.
  22. Being with you just feels right to me.
  23. You know how much I love your ass, right? AND your anus. But I also love my face.
  24. Who doesn’t pee a little when they laugh?
  25. Your love is like poison to me.
  26. Select all images with a street sign.
  27. Someone hacked our site with hentai porn.
  28. You’re the only reason I’m alive.
  29. Do you believe in love after love?
  30. Amen.

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