Happy birthday darling! You are my rock, my sister, and ultimate travel bud. Except for like, right now when I’m traveling with my husband and you weren’t invited and are stuck in snowy Halifax.
I’m thinking of you today! As I lay on this sandy beach of perfection. And as I drink unlimited Margaritas. I’m gonna drink one for you, girl! And I’m gonna go snorkeling in honour of your birthday. And have the best vacation sex of my life. All for you! Because it’s your day!
Wish you were here. I’ve got so many great stories I need to tell you, I could just talk and talk all day. Instead, I’ll just take time out of my busy vacation to dedicate a whole social media post to you, with a picture of me!!
Have the best birthday without me!