Jackie Marculescu, Author at UNoriginal

5 Ways to re-purpose that bridesmaid’s dress that you’ll TOTALLY wear again

April 19, 2017

Wedding season is upon us and as you gear up to stand in front of your friend's friends and family while she says dramatic things like how she'll love the same human until she actually dies, we thought it would...

Date spots that say you’ve given it more than 5 minutes of thought

Jackie Marculescu

November 21, 2016

Relationships, Toronto

Dinner and drinks are so passé. We live in a city with so much going on, it’s really a shame wasting your Tinder dates on happy hours. (I swear Johnny, if you take me to Milestone’s one more time I’m reactivati...

All signs point to I’m never using a Magic 8 Ball again

Jackie Marculescu

November 7, 2016

Lifestyle

Dear Magic 8 Ball Manufacturers, My name is Jackie and I am a 28-year-old woman working in marketing, currently trying to accumulate followers for a parody Instagram account based on singer-songwriter Jewel ...

We found all the sleeves from sleeveless shirts and you’ll be SHOCKED at what they’re up to now

Woman amputates and deports 10% of her body upon receiving Ancestry DNA results

Sad Sam and Honey finally prescribed antidepressants

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

Murderers have more fun, study shows

(Classifieds) For sale: 87 butter packets, unopened

Brave woman refrains from vomiting after bf refers to himself and penis as ‘we’

Take The Quiz! Will this threesome with your BF and BFF destroy only your relationship, or your friendship as well?

“I can’t really complain, my boyfriend clips his own toenails”

Family Day is the best day to tell your kids you’re getting divorced, according to study

The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

5 Signs your valentine could be The One

4 Date ideas to trap him into committing this Valentine’s

Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

17 innocuous yet eloquent things to say while watching the Olympics

Seven reasons why Tom Hanks’ backyard social was the worst of the year so far

Five celebrities I’ve blackmailed ranked in order of how negatively it affected my friendship with them

Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

Celebrity couple gives birth to baby boy, through tandem vaginas

Four books I pretended to read so that I could fuck people in libraries

Neighbour makes cheeky quip about unseasonable weather

11 Toronto squirrels that are absolutely killing it on Instagram right now

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

ISO: Tokens. Trading: Womb to grow 3 babies

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

5 things to look at during the no-pants subway ride that won’t make you seem like a pervert

I really can’t stay, but baby there’s a thermonuclear war outside

Date spots that say you’ve given it more than 5 minutes of thought

Author Jackie Marculescu