Laura Leibow, Author at UNoriginal

Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

March 20, 2018

Truth is often stranger than fiction, and this couldn't be truer when it comes to some of history's craziest homicides. Society has long been fascinated by murderers and their victims, because it's very fun to ...

Winter Olympics themed snack ideas

Laura Leibow

February 26, 2018

Food

As the Winter Olympics come to a close and everyone prepares for their respective post-Olympics rager, we here at Unoriginal have thrown together a few Winter Olympics themed snack ideas to help you guys say go...

Family Day is the best day to tell your kids you’re getting divorced, according to study

Laura Leibow

February 20, 2018

Relationships

According to a study published by the Canadian Institute of Scheduling and Organization (CISO), Family Day is the most convenient day to let your kids in on your pending divorce. According to data collected ove...

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

Laura Leibow

February 16, 2018

Entertainment

The year was 1961. The new nuthouse had just been built and I was commissioned to paint it. It was a different time. We were still allowed to say "nuthouse". I asked the contractor what he wanted. He whispered,...

11 Toronto squirrels that are absolutely killing it on Instagram right now

Laura Leibow

February 15, 2018

Toronto

We live in a world now where being a hot squirrel is actually a job and successful influencers are a dime a dozen. It takes a lot to stand out in the Instagram world now but if you do, it can be a super rewardi...

The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

Laura Leibow

February 14, 2018

Relationships

It’s Valentine’s Day, which means love and sex are in the air. That’s right! Science has proven that when enough people have sex, an invisible mist of sex particles forms over a city and keeps that city very ar...

Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

Laura Leibow

February 2, 2018

Relationships

With all this talk of consent and communication, one thing is clear. Women need to be more explicit about what they want. How am I supposed to parse out what her body language means when I’m distracted by my ha...

This cryptic Facebook post isn’t about you, Marc

Laura Leibow

February 1, 2018

Relationships

Wow. You never think it's the people you know that will betray you. But I guess I just didn't know you the way I thought I did. Doesn't even matter who this is about, Marc. I don't want to invite any speculatio...

Four books I pretended to read so that I could fuck people in libraries

Laura Leibow

January 29, 2018

Entertainment

I'm on a journey. Last year I decided I was going to start fucking people in libraries in order to learn more about myself and maybe learn how to read. Today is day 364 and I've learned a lot. I've lear...

Can skydiving save this relationship or should we just have a baby instead?

Laura Leibow

January 24, 2018

Relationships

Dear Expert, Nobody ever said relationships were easy. Except for my parents and my grandparents who told me that the secret to a great relationship is to try and keep to yourselves and stick to conversations ...

Latina confused by not getting confused by Mexican

Woman amputates and deports 10% of her body upon receiving Ancestry DNA results

Sad Sam and Honey finally prescribed antidepressants

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

We found all the sleeves from sleeveless shirts and you’ll be SHOCKED at what they’re up to now

Murderers have more fun, study shows

(Classifieds) For sale: 87 butter packets, unopened

30 Things to say to your partner instead of "Stop farting on my face" if you're not ready yet

“I can’t really complain, my boyfriend clips his own toenails”

Family Day is the best day to tell your kids you’re getting divorced, according to study

The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

5 Signs your valentine could be The One

4 Date ideas to trap him into committing this Valentine’s

Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

Rachel, lone Jew who controls the media, really fucked up

Seven reasons why Tom Hanks’ backyard social was the worst of the year so far

Five celebrities I’ve blackmailed ranked in order of how negatively it affected my friendship with them

Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

17 innocuous yet eloquent things to say while watching the Olympics

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

Celebrity couple gives birth to baby boy, through tandem vaginas

Canadian Parliament approves law preventing slow walkers from procreating

11 Toronto squirrels that are absolutely killing it on Instagram right now

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

ISO: Tokens. Trading: Womb to grow 3 babies

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

5 things to look at during the no-pants subway ride that won’t make you seem like a pervert

I really can’t stay, but baby there’s a thermonuclear war outside

Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

Family Day is the best day to tell your kids you’re getting divorced, according to study

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

Can skydiving save this relationship or should we just have a baby instead?

Author Laura Leibow