Your apple T.V. remote is up your butt

For those struggling with locating their apple TV remote, apple has come up with proven guidelines for locating it. We have re-posted the instructions here in case you're one of the many people that get the...

Bass player gets laid

Last night, against all odds, bass player Scoot Hewell had sex. Unlike the other times he had sex, this time it wasn't because every other member of the band had food poisoning. According to eye-witn...