Lorena Ledezma, Author at UNoriginal

This delicious smoothie will make you feel good and even better than Jenna

May 9, 2017

I love a good old detox smoothie and this special recipe will make you lose all those accumulated toxins that have been building up since you started working with Jenna. Whenever I'm feeling bloated and the ...

“I fell in love with my best friend’s dog”

Lorena Ledezma

May 6, 2017

Relationships

It all started three years ago, my best friend Lisa had just gotten a new dog, his name was Groucho. I know, cutest name ever. Anyways, Groucho was the most precious little Labrador you could ever imagine and w...

4 Things your vagina can do after a million Kegels

Lorena Ledezma

April 29, 2017

Health

Now that you've exercised those vagina muscles, let's get them to do something useful. Here are a few ideas of what your vagina can do after reaching one million Kegels. 1.Give birth to a baby horse Why l...

10 Times we knew Jerri was a virgin when using “That’s what she said” line

Lorena Ledezma

April 25, 2017

Uncategorized

Jeeeeerri! Are you there? These were all the times when we were absolutely certain that you haven't lost that cherry. I'm thinking of getting bangs for a change. Jerri: That's what she said And thi...

Dear expert: How many Likes do I need to win the game?

Lorena Ledezma

April 22, 2017

Uncategorized

Dear Expert, I've been posting pictures for the last 13 years of my life and I'm not going to lie to you, my numbers are pretty damn good. I have more than a thousand followers in every single social media a...

4 Ways to distract your coworkers from your obvious drunkenness

Lorena Ledezma

April 18, 2017

Lifestyle

It's summertime and office parties are a dime a dozen, girl! You know you get tipsy and a little too touchy after three rums so here are some creative strategies to move the focus from your complete and utter s...

5 Creative spots to hide Easter eggs and your feelings for Joshua

Lorena Ledezma

April 15, 2017

Relationships

This Easter season we got you covered girl with the most creative and incredible places to hide your Easter eggs along with your feelings for Joshua, your bf's hot friend from work. 1. Your nightstand You...

Woman schedules egg freezing appointment after typing “Egg Hunting” on Google

Lorena Ledezma

April 10, 2017

Health

Gabriela Mijares' Tuesday took a sudden turn moments after she naively typed on Google "Egg Hunting" on a lazy afternoon at work. The series of events began when Mijares finished her lunch early, which gave her...

This is how thin people trick you into reinforcing them they’re skinny

Lorena Ledezma

April 8, 2017

Style

Have you ever been with a thin person? Have you ever talked to them? Have you ever told them "Shut up, you're so skinny"? Then you have definitely fallen in your thin friend's trap. This is how it norm...

This is what your coworkers thought of you after your first day of work

Lorena Ledezma

April 4, 2017

Lifestyle

You landed a new job girl! Congrats! Those bastards at your old job didn't appreciate you or pay you enough, good thing you printed all those PDF books, am I right? It was definitely time for a change and also ...

It's okay to judge people based on their astrological sign, study shows

Woman amputates and deports 10% of her body upon receiving Ancestry DNA results

Sad Sam and Honey finally prescribed antidepressants

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

We found all the sleeves from sleeveless shirts and you’ll be SHOCKED at what they’re up to now

Murderers have more fun, study shows

(Classifieds) For sale: 87 butter packets, unopened

Daughter pretends video freezes to get out of call

“I can’t really complain, my boyfriend clips his own toenails”

Family Day is the best day to tell your kids you’re getting divorced, according to study

The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

5 Signs your valentine could be The One

4 Date ideas to trap him into committing this Valentine’s

Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

Seven reasons why Tom Hanks’ backyard social was the worst of the year so far

Five celebrities I’ve blackmailed ranked in order of how negatively it affected my friendship with them

17 innocuous yet eloquent things to say while watching the Olympics

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

Celebrity couple gives birth to baby boy, through tandem vaginas

Four books I pretended to read so that I could fuck people in libraries

Date spots that say you’ve given it more than 5 minutes of thought

11 Toronto squirrels that are absolutely killing it on Instagram right now

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

ISO: Tokens. Trading: Womb to grow 3 babies

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

5 things to look at during the no-pants subway ride that won’t make you seem like a pervert

I really can’t stay, but baby there’s a thermonuclear war outside

This delicious smoothie will make you feel good and even better than Jenna

“I fell in love with my best friend’s dog”

4 Things your vagina can do after a million Kegels

10 Times we knew Jerri was a virgin when using “That’s what she said” line

5 Creative spots to hide Easter eggs and your feelings for Joshua

Woman schedules egg freezing appointment after typing “Egg Hunting” on Google

This is how thin people trick you into reinforcing them they’re skinny

Author Lorena Ledezma