Entertainment

How to determine if you are living vicariously through your Podcasts

January 29, 2017

Podcasts are a great way to log out from reality while you are on a two hour long bus ride to your shitty, minimum wage, dead-end job, but sometimes you may not be able to distinguish these people's experiences from your own. Here are a few signals that wil...

Academy nominates diverse group of talent this year so there’s no way whatsoever they could still be problematic, you guys.

Brittany Toole

January 24, 2017

Entertainment

The 2017 Oscar Nominations were announced this morning, with La La Land receiving 14 nominations, a tie with Titanic and All About Eve for the most in Academy Award history. But what the Academy really wants us all to know is that they heard the backlash from ...

You are never going to believe which celebrities these hands belong to!

Lorena Ledezma

January 17, 2017

Entertainment

Celebrities are so reserved when it comes to sharing their personal lives. For example, we still don't know which shampoo Jennifer Lawrence uses when her scalp gets dry, or how often Jennifer Aniston needs to wax her legs or how many times per week does Jennif...

Colton recently became a level 4 DJ

Laura Leibow

January 16, 2017

Entertainment

Twenty-one year old Colton Sheridan recently became a level 4 DJ, sources report. He is one of the youngest DJs to reach this status. He showed great promise from the outset, according to Dr. Dubstep, the leader of Toronto's local DJ chapter. Sheridan becam...

Stop objectifying Joe Jonas’ delicious piece of ass

Lorena Ledezma

January 13, 2017

Entertainment

Joe Jonas is the new face, or should I say "butt" of the recently launched Guess underwear advertising campaign. As a feminist, I should start by saying that when it comes to modeling and body image, men shouldn't be treated as objects no matter how delicio...

Sign the petition to get Viola Davis to make all the decisions of my life

Lorena Ledezma

January 10, 2017

Entertainment

Toronto, January 10, 2017 It's been proven with countless examples for almost 30 years that I am not to be trusted with my own life decisions. I have the utmost confidence that with your help, we can make Viola Davis quit the acting nonsense and focus on mak...

Wow, really Meryl Streep? Here are the people Streep forgot to thank in her acceptance “speech.”

Laura Leibow

January 9, 2017

Entertainment

Last night at the Golden Globes, Meryl Streep received the "Cecil B DeMille" award for outstanding contributions to the world of entertainment. What was NOT outstanding was her blatant disregard for the many many people that were overlooked in her so-calle...

Golden Globes extended to 17 hour ceremony to include in memoriam

Brittany Toole

January 8, 2017

Entertainment

It was announced yesterday that the 74th annual Golden Globes ceremony has been extended from its reasonable length of seven hours to an unprecedented seventeen. The ceremony will be held at the Beverly Hilton and hosted by late-night comedian, Jimmy Fallon - ...

Get Kylie Jenner’s lips (off of her face and onto yours)

Laura Leibow

December 27, 2016

Entertainment, Style

Everyone knows that Kylie Jenner spends 40 minutes doing her amazing lips everyday, and you should reap the benefits of that! Kylie looks truly amazing and we want to show you how you can look equally as amazing by stealing Kylie Jenner's lips. Here are a few ...

Rachel, lone Jew who controls the media, really fucked up

Sam Burton

December 12, 2016

Entertainment

Making her first statement today on the media’s role in the election of Donald Trump, Rachel Cohen, a 29-year-old server of Jewish descent, who laboriously controls the media interest in her spare time, attempted to explain herself. “I know. You’re al...

This man and his murder victim have come together in a one of a kind TEDtalk: A story of forgiveness, love and growth

Woman amputates and deports 10% of her body upon receiving Ancestry DNA results

Sad Sam and Honey finally prescribed antidepressants

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

We found all the sleeves from sleeveless shirts and you’ll be SHOCKED at what they’re up to now

Murderers have more fun, study shows

(Classifieds) For sale: 87 butter packets, unopened

Thirst traps to trap a man

“I can’t really complain, my boyfriend clips his own toenails”

Family Day is the best day to tell your kids you’re getting divorced, according to study

The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

5 Signs your valentine could be The One

4 Date ideas to trap him into committing this Valentine’s

Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

Wow, really Meryl Streep? Here are the people Streep forgot to thank in her acceptance "speech."

Seven reasons why Tom Hanks’ backyard social was the worst of the year so far

Five celebrities I’ve blackmailed ranked in order of how negatively it affected my friendship with them

Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

17 innocuous yet eloquent things to say while watching the Olympics

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

Celebrity couple gives birth to baby boy, through tandem vaginas

Canadian Parliament approves law preventing slow walkers from procreating

11 Toronto squirrels that are absolutely killing it on Instagram right now

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

ISO: Tokens. Trading: Womb to grow 3 babies

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

5 things to look at during the no-pants subway ride that won’t make you seem like a pervert

I really can’t stay, but baby there’s a thermonuclear war outside

How to determine if you are living vicariously through your Podcasts

Academy nominates diverse group of talent this year so there’s no way whatsoever they could still be problematic, you guys.

You are never going to believe which celebrities these hands belong to!

Colton recently became a level 4 DJ

Stop objectifying Joe Jonas’ delicious piece of ass

Sign the petition to get Viola Davis to make all the decisions of my life

Wow, really Meryl Streep? Here are the people Streep forgot to thank in her acceptance “speech.”

Golden Globes extended to 17 hour ceremony to include in memoriam

Get Kylie Jenner’s lips (off of her face and onto yours)

Rachel, lone Jew who controls the media, really fucked up