Food

Marjorie confronts coworker who doesn’t obey her lunch recommendations

March 19, 2018

If there was ever a time for women to stand up for what they believed in, it's now. There are so many important movements building up, especially for women and minorities in America. There's a bravery fragrance...

Winter Olympics themed snack ideas

Laura Leibow

February 26, 2018

Food

As the Winter Olympics come to a close and everyone prepares for their respective post-Olympics rager, we here at Unoriginal have thrown together a few Winter Olympics themed snack ideas to help you guys say go...

Finally there’s a chip light enough for my weak lady hands to lift

Anonymous

February 6, 2018

Food

After what has felt like decades of me tweeting daily about the oppressive practices of Big Chips, I have finally been liberated! I can finally breathe because soon, I will be able to eat my favorite flavourful...

Couple about to have a passive aggressive discussion on what to have for lunch

Lorena Ledezma

January 10, 2018

Food

Brian Locke and Michaela Roberts were last spotted at a romantic bench in the park caressing and calling each other funny nicknames on a chilly, but beautiful January afternoon. Sources at the location explaine...

Good Friday fish guide: What kind of fish to eat tonight based on your behaviour

Brittany Toole

April 14, 2017

Food

Tonight you must eat fish for dinner, for it is Good Friday once again. Maybe you're extremely devout or perhaps this meal is just to appease your super Catholic grandma, but whatever the situation, we've got t...

My friend told me what Passover was

Laura Leibow

April 10, 2017

Food

Passover starts tonight and in honour of this, UNoriginal wanted to share with all those that are curious, exactly what Passover is. A few years ago, a more-Jewish friend of mine explained exactly what Passover...

Beets by Dr. Dre bring fresh style to even fresher vegetable produce

Josh Korngut

April 9, 2017

Food, Health

In 2006, Dr. Dre – a well known icon of hip hop and style – decided to fuse impeccable sound with the majesty of modern fashion. Beats By Dr. Dre were soon born. The innovative product line acted as the ina...

Four gourmet cheeses that will still explode your butt with fancy diarrhea

Laura Leibow

March 26, 2017

Food, Health

Spring is here, and you know what that means! You will probably be spending more time outside of your house and will need to make provisions for far-from-house-diarrhea! With that in mind, here is a list of ...

Gas station blueberry muffins: The newest food trend in Toronto

Brittany Toole

March 23, 2017

Food, Toronto

The newest bakery in the Annex, Gasstation is serving up Toronto's newest food trend. Inspired by the boulangerie/patisserie of backroads truck stops, this contemporary food establishment absolutely hits the ma...

Valentine’s Day candies to satisfy you more than a real relationship

Kathleen McMaster

February 13, 2017

Food, Relationships

For best results, buy in bulk. Cinnamon Hearts Not for the faint of heart. These little candies are perfect if you’re looking to keep things hot. Mystery is part of their allure. Does anyone rea...

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The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

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Celebrity couple gives birth to baby boy, through tandem vaginas

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Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

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Marjorie confronts coworker who doesn’t obey her lunch recommendations

Finally there’s a chip light enough for my weak lady hands to lift

Couple about to have a passive aggressive discussion on what to have for lunch

Good Friday fish guide: What kind of fish to eat tonight based on your behaviour

My friend told me what Passover was

Beets by Dr. Dre bring fresh style to even fresher vegetable produce

Four gourmet cheeses that will still explode your butt with fancy diarrhea

Gas station blueberry muffins: The newest food trend in Toronto