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Life hack: How to remove brimstone from any upholstered surface

February 8, 2018

A little brimstone does not mean eternal damnation for your beloved fabrics. Here at UNoriginal, we laundry mavens have all the tips and tricks needed for removing this sulphuric hellfire from your ward...

What your shirt ruffles say about your personality

Lorena Ledezma

January 17, 2018

Style

This season, no matter which store window you pass by, all you're gonna see are ruffles, ruffles AND SHOULDERS. Shoulders have been hidden for too long and they deserve to be exposed this year. Anyway, ruffl...

3 Stunning engagement rings and the countries they could end hunger in

Lorena Ledezma

January 15, 2018

Relationships, Style

When you truly love someone, you need to show them how much you're willing to pay if they ever get kidnapped. That's why diamond engagement rings exist. It's an exquisite, yet subtle way to say, "Hey baby, if a...

Your most flattering eyeshadow colour is the exact shade of your grandfather’s ashes

Laura Leibow

January 5, 2018

Style

Researchers have been trying for years to crack open the secret to flattering eyeshadow colour; well one team of scientists at Vapid Laboratories in Kingston, Ontario finally found the answer. Apparently, the e...

I’m just waiting for my Prince Charming to find the sequin from my dress and come get me

Brittany Toole

January 3, 2018

Style

I am no fool. New Year's Eve can be depressing as hell if you're single, but this year I decided it was time for a strategy. I simply donned my sequinned dress that my mouse friends paw-crafted for me and off I...

4 beauty products that will erase the wrinkles 2017 gave you

Brittany Toole

January 2, 2018

Style

We may not be able to do anything about the impact 2017 had on your psyche, but we can help you erase away some of the scourge that the year left upon your face. Everything may be on fire and end times are nigh...

How I decided it was ok to pay $150 for a haircut if they serve cucumber water at the salon

Lorena Ledezma

December 6, 2017

Style

I came to the conclusion that it is fine to pay more than a $100 for a haircut if they offer you some refreshing, delicious, flavoured water while you wait for your hairdresser to be ready. Have you ever seen t...

5 things you can say with gold foil balloons

Sarah Bellstedt

May 24, 2017

Style

Gold foil balloons are everywhere. Instagram has taught us they're to be used for any and every important announcement. Just get engaged? A shiny M R S in balloons is a must. Having a boy? We need to see it in ...

New world record alert! Record amount of breakup cliches used by man in one minute phone call

Brittany Toole

April 26, 2017

Style

Jessany Hamilton and Chad Bertman are officially over. But their breakup has landed them in the Guinness Book of World Records. Reports claim that Chad Bertman of Welland, ON ended his relationship with his gir...

5 Ways to re-purpose that bridesmaid’s dress that you’ll TOTALLY wear again

Jackie Marculescu

April 19, 2017

Style

Wedding season is upon us and as you gear up to stand in front of your friend's friends and family while she says dramatic things like how she'll love the same human until she actually dies, we thought it would...

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Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

Accountants finally get the Oscar spotlight, and it's as not-Hot as you'd expect

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Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

17 innocuous yet eloquent things to say while watching the Olympics

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

Celebrity couple gives birth to baby boy, through tandem vaginas

Dating Tips. From Me, Sam: First-Aid Etiquette

11 Toronto squirrels that are absolutely killing it on Instagram right now

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

ISO: Tokens. Trading: Womb to grow 3 babies

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

5 things to look at during the no-pants subway ride that won’t make you seem like a pervert

I really can’t stay, but baby there’s a thermonuclear war outside

Life hack: How to remove brimstone from any upholstered surface

Your most flattering eyeshadow colour is the exact shade of your grandfather’s ashes

I’m just waiting for my Prince Charming to find the sequin from my dress and come get me

4 beauty products that will erase the wrinkles 2017 gave you

How I decided it was ok to pay $150 for a haircut if they serve cucumber water at the salon

5 things you can say with gold foil balloons

New world record alert! Record amount of breakup cliches used by man in one minute phone call