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This man and his murder victim have come together in a one of a kind TEDtalk: A story of forgiveness, love and growth

March 4, 2017

Twenty years ago, Tim Sullivan pitilessly murdered Bjork Ólafsdóttir in an alley outside an Outback Steakhouse, in the Australian Outback. Now, in a remarkable new TedTalk that has gone viral on social media platforms practically overnight, Tim Sullivan and Bj...

Two women wounded at club but still no answer as to whose song it was

Lorena Ledezma

February 24, 2017

News

Saturday night and people are going wild, the heat is up and everyone's dancing like there's no tomorrow. Around 12:20 DJ Bechamel is spinning 90's top 40, which has the crowd sweating and singing out of control. Suddenly, he opts for Spice Girls' classic Wann...

Your apple T.V. remote is up your butt

Laura Leibow

February 10, 2017

News

For those struggling with locating their apple TV remote, apple has come up with proven guidelines for locating it. We have re-posted the instructions here in case you're one of the many people that get their news exclusively from UNoriginal: 1) Find yo...

4 Ways to prevent Identical Twin bites`

Lorena Ledezma

January 31, 2017

Health, News

Approximately 6 million Identical Twin bites occur each year around the world. Almost 1 out 5 bites can cause gene mutation and coughing. Don't be a victim. Here are some basic safety tips to prevent yourself and your family from this dangerous species: ...

Donate Now! Tank Top Sanctuary needs your support

Brittany Toole

January 23, 2017

News

Now in its tenth year, The Tank Top Sanctuary is looking to expand its facilities. The Sanctuary is currently home to 17 men retired from clubs and yachts, many of whom suffer long-term health and behavioral issues common to men who have spent their lives in t...

PISSGATE2017: 6 OTHER things President Trump paid hookers to pee on

Noah Leibtag

January 15, 2017

News

New CIA research claims that Russia played an active role in tampering with three recent U.S. presidential election. Even newer research claims the Russians have video footage of President Elect, Trump ordering hookers to urinate on the bed slept in by Preside...

Canadians cancel Canada 150 mere two weeks into 2017

Brittany Toole

January 14, 2017

News, Toronto

It's a mere fourteen days into the new year and Canadians across the nation have overwhelmingly voted to just cancel the Canada 150 celebrations. People flocked to their local polling stations this weekend to put an end to the madness. We talked to a re...

Anthropologists discover three more Kardashians beneath Earth’s crust

Laura Leibow

January 11, 2017

News

While digging super deep for fossils in Iceland, anthropologists discovered three more Kardashian sisters on Tuesday morning. Though the age and height of the new Kardashians are still unconfirmed, anthropologists say that these new Kardashians will likely ...

Horoscopes are made up to prey upon your sense of hope and wonder

Josh Kestenberg

January 2, 2017

News

This weekend, Canada's top astrologist, Carly Starmichael, was in Toronto for a conference on the position of Pluto in the night sky relative to the shadow cast by Stonehenge at dawn. It was here that she spilled the proverbial beans, shocking many, but merel...

Christmas leftover moves out of the fridge and gets a job at Coffee Time

Lorena Ledezma

December 29, 2016

News, Toronto

Five days after being stored in the refrigerator, Leftover Daniels came to life and decided to turn his life around by moving out of the upper food shelf and getting a job in the city. "I was tired of waiting for something to happen, either being eaten or...

Twenty-six year old female is certain she is sixty

Woman amputates and deports 10% of her body upon receiving Ancestry DNA results

Sad Sam and Honey finally prescribed antidepressants

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

We found all the sleeves from sleeveless shirts and you’ll be SHOCKED at what they’re up to now

Murderers have more fun, study shows

(Classifieds) For sale: 87 butter packets, unopened

Daughter pretends video freezes to get out of call

“I can’t really complain, my boyfriend clips his own toenails”

Family Day is the best day to tell your kids you’re getting divorced, according to study

The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

5 Signs your valentine could be The One

4 Date ideas to trap him into committing this Valentine’s

Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

Seven reasons why Tom Hanks’ backyard social was the worst of the year so far

Five celebrities I’ve blackmailed ranked in order of how negatively it affected my friendship with them

Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

17 innocuous yet eloquent things to say while watching the Olympics

Celebrity couple gives birth to baby boy, through tandem vaginas

Four books I pretended to read so that I could fuck people in libraries

Random friend at party assures this winter will be the coldest in history

11 Toronto squirrels that are absolutely killing it on Instagram right now

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

ISO: Tokens. Trading: Womb to grow 3 babies

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

5 things to look at during the no-pants subway ride that won’t make you seem like a pervert

I really can’t stay, but baby there’s a thermonuclear war outside

This man and his murder victim have come together in a one of a kind TEDtalk: A story of forgiveness, love and growth

Two women wounded at club but still no answer as to whose song it was

Your apple T.V. remote is up your butt

Donate Now! Tank Top Sanctuary needs your support

Canadians cancel Canada 150 mere two weeks into 2017

Anthropologists discover three more Kardashians beneath Earth’s crust

Horoscopes are made up to prey upon your sense of hope and wonder

Christmas leftover moves out of the fridge and gets a job at Coffee Time