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People thrilled about Toronto elevator crisis

Citizens of Toronto report jubilation surrounding the Toronto elevator crisis. According to other people in elevators, the reason many elevators in Toronto have been breaking down is due to old equipment. Many people have become trapped or have even fallen dow...

Twenty-six year old female is certain she is sixty

Ishalla Sharu, 26, of Vancouver, BC,  has been hounding her mother for a copy of her birth certificate for weeks. Her driver’s licence indicates her year of birth to have been 1990, but she remains unconvinced. “I’m positive death lurks around the corner. The ...

Zodiac signs have changed

In a shocking new development, NASA has re-assigned the Zodiac signs after the discovery of a thirteenth sign. This will have a drastic impact on humanity as we know it, explained Astrologist, Jeanine Delaney. Incidents of extreme behavioral changes have be...