Michelle Obama unfriends Hillary Clinton on Election Day just to see what happens
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Tinder to launch American Refugee Sponsorship Program in Canada
Tinder has announced that should Trump win tonight's presidential election, it will launch an American refugee sponsorship program in Canada. Record numbers of Americans have been eyeing Canadian real estate in an effort to flee the hot mess that is their coun...
BREAKING: Satellite views show wall construction under way at Canadian border
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26-year-old woman meets God
Twenty six-year-old Reesa Goldkind is reportedly able to channel God after having her head sucked into a black hole. Sources close to her claim she was trying to use black liquid eyeliner for the first time when things got out of hand.
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Paint Nite to blame for rising number of real artists
Reports of an alarming number of newfound artists have surfaced all over small town Ontario. These artists are, by majority, middle-aged women. The cause of this unprecedented rise in the number of real life artists living amongst us is still unconfirmed.
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