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“I can’t really complain, my boyfriend clips his own toenails”

February 27, 2018

Last night, I realized how lucky I was after attending my good friend Fabiana's birthday party, who I must add, decided to have a bowling themed party. People can be so selfish, especially on their birthdays. ...

This cryptic Facebook post isn’t about you, Marc

Laura Leibow

February 1, 2018

Relationships

Wow. You never think it's the people you know that will betray you. But I guess I just didn't know you the way I thought I did. Doesn't even matter who this is about, Marc. I don't want to invite any speculatio...

30 Things to say to your partner instead of “Stop farting on my face” if you’re not ready yet

Lorena Ledezma

January 29, 2018

Relationships

Relationships can be tricky and also, smelly. We can't count how many times people have asked us "When can I ask my partner to stop farting on my face? Maybe we're not there yet". And the last thing you wan...

Can skydiving save this relationship or should we just have a baby instead?

Laura Leibow

January 24, 2018

Relationships

Dear Expert, Nobody ever said relationships were easy. Except for my parents and my grandparents who told me that the secret to a great relationship is to try and keep to yourselves and stick to conversations ...

7 signs you’re dating a real man (and not another wooden puppet)

Brittany Toole

January 23, 2018

Relationships

What a time to be alive. And dating a man who's alive! But do you ever wonder if you're not actually dating a real life man though? Here are 7 simple telltale signs you've finally found a living breathing m...

5 Hot AF things to do to him once you’re naked together

Brittany Toole

January 19, 2018

Relationships

He's stripped down and now you've got yourself a naked man in front of you. Oh the things you can do to him! We've got some naughty suggestions for you: Clip his toenails: For this one, you’re gonna wanna get ...

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

Brittany Toole

January 12, 2018

Toronto

You've finally found that man who makes you feel like your best millennial self. And even though he likes to stay in and not hit up that club that all of your bffs and their bf chads are heading out to ...

Couple about to have a passive aggressive discussion on what to have for lunch

Lorena Ledezma

January 10, 2018

Food

Brian Locke and Michaela Roberts were last spotted at a romantic bench in the park caressing and calling each other funny nicknames on a chilly, but beautiful January afternoon. Sources at the location explaine...

I’m just waiting for my Prince Charming to find the sequin from my dress and come get me

Brittany Toole

January 3, 2018

Style

I am no fool. New Year's Eve can be depressing as hell if you're single, but this year I decided it was time for a strategy. I simply donned my sequinned dress that my mouse friends paw-crafted for me and off I...

“I didn’t pee after having sex so I’m saying my goodbyes”

Lorena Ledezma

November 30, 2017

Health, Relationships

Hey, don't you dare give me that look. I've always, and I mean it, ALWAYS taken my previsions and go to the ladies room after I get stuffed, only this time I was very tired and unintentionally fell asleep while...

Latina confused by not getting confused by Mexican

Woman amputates and deports 10% of her body upon receiving Ancestry DNA results

Sad Sam and Honey finally prescribed antidepressants

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

We found all the sleeves from sleeveless shirts and you’ll be SHOCKED at what they’re up to now

Murderers have more fun, study shows

(Classifieds) For sale: 87 butter packets, unopened

5 Creative spots to hide Easter eggs and your feelings for Joshua

“I can’t really complain, my boyfriend clips his own toenails”

Family Day is the best day to tell your kids you’re getting divorced, according to study

The sexiest ways to unleash the rest of your personality this valentine’s day

5 Signs your valentine could be The One

4 Date ideas to trap him into committing this Valentine’s

Non-verbal cues are impossible to read, unless I’m in my improv class

Three celebrities we lost in 2017 who I completely made up

Seven reasons why Tom Hanks’ backyard social was the worst of the year so far

Five celebrities I’ve blackmailed ranked in order of how negatively it affected my friendship with them

Brutal true crimes stories that will make you say “Richard Belzer still gets a lot of work”

17 innocuous yet eloquent things to say while watching the Olympics

50 Shades of Grey, or my experience painting an asylum

Celebrity couple gives birth to baby boy, through tandem vaginas

Random friend at party assures this winter will be the coldest in history

11 Toronto squirrels that are absolutely killing it on Instagram right now

Extreme cold weather biker grows massive balls, wins society’s respect and admiration

ISO: Tokens. Trading: Womb to grow 3 babies

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

5 things to look at during the no-pants subway ride that won’t make you seem like a pervert

I really can’t stay, but baby there’s a thermonuclear war outside

“I can’t really complain, my boyfriend clips his own toenails”

Can skydiving save this relationship or should we just have a baby instead?

5 things to do in Toronto if you’re fucking a real life grandpa

Couple about to have a passive aggressive discussion on what to have for lunch

I’m just waiting for my Prince Charming to find the sequin from my dress and come get me

“I didn’t pee after having sex so I’m saying my goodbyes”

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